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PostSubject: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sat May 17 2008, 11:05

Dear Tech Support Team:


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!


Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sat May 17 2008, 12:31

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

nyahhh ang galing naman ng pagkagawa nito brod frim....ayan na mga wife parang maid na rin ang dating at tama kailangan naman din ng wife yong improvements lalo na pag jewelry.....the best yon rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun May 18 2008, 08:52

A typical conversation between a COMPUTER PROGRAMMER and his wife.

A typical conversation between a husband who returns late from work as a computer programmer and a house wife.

Husband :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn...
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...

He proceeds to the shower and spends there all evening!
Wife : What took you so long?
Husband : You gave me a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun May 18 2008, 09:19

Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun May 18 2008, 11:55

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh thnx bro
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun May 18 2008, 18:40

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun May 18 2008, 19:22

nyahhh syu hanep ang joke mo ha...tumpak na tumpak nga din sa computer... chili wala bang female computer naman?thinking
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Tue May 20 2008, 15:55

nyahhh nyahhh rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: divorce   Wed May 28 2008, 17:07

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
> English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
> divorce for him -"very quick."
>
> The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the
> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
>
> POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
>
> LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
>
> POLE: "It made of concrete."
>
> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
>
> POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>
> LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
>
> POLE: "All my relation's still in Poland."
>
> LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
>
> POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
>
> LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
>
> POLE: "No, I always up before her."
>
> LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
>
> POLE: "No, she white."
>
> LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
>
> POLE: "She going to kill me."
>
> LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
>
> POLE: "I got proof.
>
> LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
>
> POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> shelf in bathroom.
>
> I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
>
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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Fri Apr 16 2010, 03:38

rolling 4 laugh now lang me napasyal d2 hahhahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0   Sun Apr 25 2010, 15:13

love reading these jokes rolling 4 laugh
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