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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Sep 24 2009, 15:14

Sa isang jeep…

PASAHERO: Boss, Jollibee.

DRIVER: Hindi ako si Jollibee.

PASAHERO: Hindi. Magkano sa Jollibee?

DRIVER: Depende sa value meal, sir.

PASAHERO: Pucha! Magkano ho ang pamasahe sa Jollibee?

DRIVER: Ang alam ko, walang masahista du’n.

PASAHERO: Anak ng %$#ˆáô?!?! Gago ka ba?! Magkano ang ibabayad ko hanggang Jollibee?!

DRIVER: Ay, sorry, sir… lampas na tayo!!!

Moral of the story: Mas magandang makipag-usap nalang sa kochero. At least may kwento sila. LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Sep 24 2009, 15:15

KAPAG si Pacman, nanalo sa eleksyon… magpapatayo siya ng school… Pacquiao University.
For short, PACQU.
PACQERS ang tawag sa mga nag-aaral sa PACQU!

ok yun ah hehe
kapag tinanung kung saan sila aral
ang sagot:PACQU hehe
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Sep 24 2009, 15:19

andrew4378 wrote:
KAPAG si Pacman, nanalo sa eleksyon… magpapatayo siya ng school… Pacquiao University.
For short, PACQU.
PACQERS ang tawag sa mga nag-aaral sa PACQU!

ok yun ah hehe
kapag tinanung kung saan sila aral
ang sagot:PACQU hehe

Baka pacqersian hehehehe.. parang agustian....

ok iyon pulis sa picture hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Wed Sep 30 2009, 12:15



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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Wed Sep 30 2009, 12:51

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Sun Oct 04 2009, 12:50


binagyo't binaha na..inuman pa rin ang inatupag..kaya tuloy ito ang sabi...

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Tue Oct 06 2009, 12:12



....nyahhhhh asan ung baril? anuh yan nakalimutang bunutin or wala talagah sya baril rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Oct 08 2009, 20:50

rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Sat Oct 10 2009, 10:35

ang tindi ni manong pulis hahahahaha... that makes me laugh
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Nov 12 2009, 08:12

Thanks bro for sharing all these jokes.... Really very funny and make me laugh so loud.....

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Tue Dec 01 2009, 08:09

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Tue Dec 01 2009, 09:32

Hahahahaha.... ano ba yan..........

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Sat Dec 05 2009, 15:28

hihihihi.......... patawa lang
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Jan 07 2010, 14:46

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Jan 07 2010, 15:05

grabe nman yun kaadikan ,baha na ng iinternet pa din!

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Thu Jan 07 2010, 15:06



FARMVILLE (binaha ni ondoy)
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Jan 11 2010, 14:44

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Jan 11 2010, 14:48

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Jan 11 2010, 14:51



GOOD FOR BABIES


panigurado tulog kagad

hehehehehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Apr 12 2010, 15:50

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants in WOWOWEE.

1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"

2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"

3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"

4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"

5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"

6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"

7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"

8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "t**!"

10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"

11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red." A: "Ribbon!"

12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"

13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"

14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"

15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"

16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"

17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"

18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"

19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"

20. Q: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"

22. Q: "Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?" A: "Sa likod!"

23. Q: "Fill in the blanks - Beauty is in the eye of the ____." A: "Tiger?"

24. Q: "Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?" A: "Saging!"

25. Q: "Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?" A: "Baliw!"

26. Q: "Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?" A: "Kamag-anak!"

27. Q: "Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?" A: "Sa motel?"

28. Q: "Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?" A: "Cold water!"

29. Q: "Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?" A: "Si scooby dooby doo?"

30. Q: "Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka." A: "Operadang bakla?"

31. Q: "Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?" A: "Madami!"

32. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?" A: "Abnormal!"

ayos!

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Apr 12 2010, 16:08

28. Q: "Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang
CO2?" A: "Cold water!"

tama nman ah!

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Mon Apr 12 2010, 16:50

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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Tue Apr 13 2010, 02:56

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "t**!" << best answer rolling 4 laugh

22. Q: "Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?" A: "Sa likod!" clap

26. Q: "Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?" A: "Kamag-anak!"

31. Q: "Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?" A: "Madami!"
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PostSubject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan   Tue Apr 13 2010, 04:00

clap partner(andrew) belated uli wah.. muawahh.. punta ako inyo hehehe..
.inuman tayo(icetea)
...........hanip sa mga jokes ahh... bravo

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