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PostSubject: baby maker   Wed Jun 17 2009, 15:41

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''

Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been
expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you
babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
is fun. You can really s pread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.
mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod
we can get to work right away."


"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much
big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted..... ....
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PostSubject: Re: baby maker   Tue Jun 30 2009, 07:46

nakakaaliw naman pag uusap netong dalawa.... hindi sila nagkakaintindihan kaya naloka si mrs. smith :halakhak:
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PostSubject: Re: baby maker   Tue Jun 30 2009, 08:55

grabe naman! misunderstanding ito! ayan hinimatay tuloy sa malaki at nangangailangan pa ng tripod! rolling 4 laugh

“If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.”good luck
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PostSubject: Re: baby maker   Tue Jun 30 2009, 10:54

hahahaha,..nililubugan na si mrs smith,...hehehehe,...
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PostSubject: Re: baby maker   Tue Jun 30 2009, 12:22

hahahaha buti hindi cambiya ang nagustuhan niya
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