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TGP
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PostSubject: Confucius Says:   Tue Jun 30 2009, 15:05

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Man who run in Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind Car get exhausted.

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Man with one Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.

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Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says:   Wed Jul 01 2009, 06:40

papa TGP ang lalim naman... di ko maarok! day dreaming

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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says:   Wed Jul 01 2009, 12:58

Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night.

ayan narinig niya iyan hahahaha outside the kulambo raw kayo kaya be kind sa wifey ninyo hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says:   Thu Jul 02 2009, 22:37

TGP wrote:
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Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.

heto ang kakatuwa dito lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says:   Tue Jul 07 2009, 10:35

Man with one Chopstick go hungry.


~~~mag kamay na lang lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Confucius Says:   Wed Jul 08 2009, 05:14

make sense
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