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PostSubject: joke.. joke... joke...   Fri Jul 24 2009, 10:04

Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto, stopwatch!"


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gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako
virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!


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Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either s*x or bake
ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!




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ANG MARRIED LIFE ....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay
inabot ng 5 am .
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO . UWI NA KO!"




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Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!




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Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!





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Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"




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Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can
turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable,
irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"





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WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!





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WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko.
Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..





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Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na
to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising
bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

HEHEHHE!


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Population policies of countries:
China : Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!





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eto panalo!:
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA : you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!





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Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Sat Jul 25 2009, 12:57

gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako
virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!

hahaha.. humirit pa pala ng isa hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Mon Jul 27 2009, 20:39

my kalokohan din pla itong si lady.......
pero napatawa mko girl infairness rolling 4 laugh

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kitba ang tabalits ay bomalabs....???
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Mon Jul 27 2009, 21:01

at least napatawa kita bhono ahihihih

salamat sa tawa mo

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Wed Sep 02 2009, 17:20

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

iba talaga ang pinoy hahahaa lots of laugh rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Wed Sep 16 2009, 20:12

jgwapito wrote:
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

iba talaga ang pinoy hahahaa lots of laugh rolling 4 laugh

gawain mo cguro yan rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: joke.. joke... joke...   Thu Dec 10 2009, 19:00

BOY: Hayop ka! Ginawa mo akong tau-tauhan sa sakahan! Pero sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya k, ikaw?

AMO: Inglisin mopara taasan ko ang sahod mo!

BOY: Animal you! Person-person me in the farm. May salary did not climb! If I die, who will eat my family, you?


so funny rolling 4 laugh
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