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RINGO STARR
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PostSubject: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Tue Aug 11 2009, 11:42

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his willy covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here; we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My Canadian doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid Canadian docta, always want to opelate. Make more money dat way. No need to opelate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two week. Fall off by itself!'
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PostSubject: Re: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Sun Aug 16 2009, 17:08

ewwwwww so funny so funny :roll: :roll: sa palagay ko kailangan pa rin nyaipaopera para di na kumalat pa ang bacteria sa katawan nya ... yan kase di nag-iingat.
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PostSubject: Re: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Mon Sep 21 2009, 19:34

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PostSubject: Re: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Thu Sep 24 2009, 12:51

maganda talaga kapag may second opinion hahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Thu Sep 24 2009, 13:04

:halakhak: ayus nga naman ang second opinion laking tipid.
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PostSubject: Re: di na kailangan ipa doktor hehehee   Thu Sep 24 2009, 14:09

palaboy wrote:
:halakhak: ayus nga naman ang second opinion laking tipid.

ano kaya tol ang itsura kapag nahulog ng kusa iyon hahahahahahaha malamang maging hugis babae kaya? rolling 4 laugh
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