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PostSubject: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Tue Aug 11 2009, 23:09

What is a fart and why does it smell?


Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males.
Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
People fart the most in their sleep.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Sun Aug 16 2009, 16:43

Nagtanong ka pa kabayan eh sinagot muna ang tanong mo? nyahhh so funny so funny so funny :roll: :roll: Naalala ko yung asawa ko nagdrive sya tapos umutot ,sus aircon yung car namin tapos yung otot nya may kasamang basa na ipot hmmmmmmpt :kowai: :kowai: :kowai: sabay bukas ko ng window, sabi nya it's not me it's the car the exhose is licking sabi ko sa kanya palusot ka pa tawa sya at iling na di mo maintindihan natawa na rin ako pero sa labas ng bintana mukha ko....kasi hay naku di ko maimagine amoy.... 😠 😠 😠 nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Wed Aug 26 2009, 15:36

tama lang sa kinakain mo rin iyon bakit mabaho ang utot hirap lang kapag na utot ka may kasama hehehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Thu Aug 27 2009, 00:43

eh bakit ba ang utot hindi mabango? niyahehe sana kung umotot tau pala perfume na hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Fri Sep 04 2009, 13:40

kasi malapit ng matae yun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ASS ASS ASS
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Fri Oct 02 2009, 00:39

niyahaha wala talagang utot na mabango lahat mabaho kc kaya mabaho utot dahil sa kinakain mo tapos yan ang lumalabas na dirt sa katawan mo...tapos lalo kapag kumain ng cabage yan utot ka ng utot sang2x pa ng amoy hehe.
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PostSubject: Re: Bakit mabaho ang utot?   Sat Oct 10 2009, 10:19

ang utot talaga so entertaining at iyong mga pimples rin na pumutok hahahahah
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