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PostSubject: POKYAW JOKE   Fri Nov 13 2009, 00:55

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating, ayun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,

PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang name?

Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY”....

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Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky: lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar...GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order.

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Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk

Manny: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!

- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =)

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-Sa Las Vegas-

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

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'you is!'

'you is!'

'you is!'

-sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika. Andito na aku sa 'you is!'

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.

Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.

Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?

Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
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PostSubject: Re: POKYAW JOKE   Fri Nov 13 2009, 11:26

rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh

mapaunta nga din sa you is at mag-ooder ako ng soup drenks rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: POKYAW JOKE   Sat Nov 14 2009, 00:36

cute naman ng name pag pinagsama yun name ni jinky at manny... bagay na bagay yun hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: POKYAW JOKE   Sat Nov 14 2009, 20:11

diomanji heee heeee

di ba may movie na JUMANJI lots of laugh
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