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PostSubject: Joke ulit   Sat Jan 23 2010, 00:02

> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
> Boy: Nay may ulam ba?
> Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
> Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
> Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman
> dyan!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
> Caloy: Tay ,di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo ko ng P100 pag
> pumasa ako
> sa Math?
> Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
> Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.
>
> Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow
> mang-gow?
> Tindero: One way.
> Kano : Meg-kanow?
> Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.
> Kano : Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?
> Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
> Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong
> ganun kataba!
> Loi: San ang balitang yan?
> Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; "British tourist
> lost 2000 pounds."
>
> ------------ --------- -------
> MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic
> violator): Name?
> Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.
> MMDA: Ahhh okay...(sabay tago ticket)...Next time be
> careful, ok?
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
> BF: Sunduin kita mamaya ha. Bubusina na lang ako
> pag nasa harap nako ng bahay nyo.
> GF: Cge. Anong
> sasakyan ang dala mo?
> BF: Wala. Busina lang...
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --
> Nag-aapply si Tomas na security guard...
> Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging
> may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent
> personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer
> instinct. Sa tingin mo ba
> qualified ka?
> Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun
> misis ko nalang ang mag-apply?
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
> Junior: Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.
> Nanay: Hindi high cake, anak. HOT CAKE yun.
> Junior: Ok nay, watever. Pahingi nalang ng barya.
> Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka nalang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.
>
> ------------ --------- --------- -
> Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?
> Doktora ... complete treatment ay
> P145,000
> Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang
> treatment para magmukha akong bata?
> Doktora .... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!
>
rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Sat Jan 23 2010, 00:33

lots of laugh dami mga jokes na nman!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Sun Jan 24 2010, 00:51

maganda d2 pag nalulungkot ka hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Tue Jan 26 2010, 19:26

meron ako isang joke


ERAP on his highschool day:

CLASSMATE: pre pano ba spell ng success? isang S or dalawa?
ERAP: gawin mong tatlo para SURE!

lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Tue Feb 02 2010, 12:57

kukayz wrote:
maganda d2 pag nalulungkot ka hehehe

Is that a joke grin/emo
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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Tue Feb 02 2010, 12:59

kukayz wrote:
maganda d2 pag nalulungkot ka hehehe


madami ngang maganda dito...('Im Newbie')

ehem..nabilaukan ako..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Fri Mar 12 2010, 04:40

so funny rolling 4 laugh natatawa ako hihihi...........

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PostSubject: Re: Joke ulit   Wed Mar 31 2010, 01:24

rolling 4 laugh lots of laugh rolling 4 laugh lots of laugh grin/emo
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