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PostSubject: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Mon Feb 15 2010, 18:16

Isang gabi habang nanonood ako
tumabi sakin ang lola ko..

ang haba ng buhok itim na itim ng
damit parang malungkot at may
hawak na kutsilyo

kinabahan ako..

nagsalita siya..

sabi niya..

"apo, bagay ba sa akin ang EMO?"
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Advice from dentist:

Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush

Dont let anybody use it..

And change it every month...


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Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao? kahit
minsan lang?


- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)

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Lolo:Laro tayo.
Lola:ano?
Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan
Lola:bakit naman?
Lola: because a girl like you is impossible to find

lupit ni lolo

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Anak: nay galing ng titser ko.
Nay: bakit namn?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...

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An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospital
dialled canteen
and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!!!"

The voice from the other line said" "You fool!!!
youve dialled
the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?
im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!!"

The intern shouted back " and you know who
are talking to you bitch?"

Chief Nurse: No!

Intern: Thank God!(hung up)

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Bulag at duling magsusuntukan!!
Bulag: hayop ka duling!! lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang
magtago sa dilim!!
Duling: in your dreams!!! bakit ako lalabas eh
dalawa kayo!!!

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Teacher: Lahat ng tanga dito sa klase tumayo

may isang batang tumayo

Teacher: bakit tanga ka ba?

bata: eh sir.. naaawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi
mayisa lang kayong nakatayo kaya sasamahan ko na lang
kayo para dalawa tayong tanga..

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Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence..

Pacman: hoy Pidro!! baki mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok
na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh

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Maid: mam si junjun nakalulon ng ipis!
Mam: ha nsaan si junjun
Maid: tulog po mam. pinainum ko agad ng Baygon!!
patay na siguro yung ipis
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Thu Feb 25 2010, 11:10

Anak: nay galing ng titser ko.
Nay: bakit namn?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...


WALANG GALANG BASTOS!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Thu Feb 25 2010, 19:09

Naiyak ako sa kakatawa. so funny

Thanks for sharing. grin/emo



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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Sun Feb 28 2010, 16:38

Maid: mam si junjun nakalulon ng ipis!
Mam: ha nsaan si junjun
Maid: tulog po mam. pinainum ko agad ng Baygon!!
patay na siguro yung ipis





**** Pati siguro si junjun patay rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Thu Mar 04 2010, 01:35

nyahhahahha galing rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh

napatawa mo ako sis thanks for sharing sis elyn lots of laugh clap
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Mar 10 2010, 14:44

rolling 4 laugh


PASSENGER: Manong, bayad.
DRIVER: Saan galing?
PASSENGER: Sa akin.
DRIVER: Papunta saan?
PASSENGER: Sa 'yo.

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Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si ZORRO!
Misis: E ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

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Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!
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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang.
Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!
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Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.

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MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na. Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di ako nakauwi!

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PEDRO: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid.
Grabe ang linaw ngayon nang pandinig ko!
JUAN: Wow, galing! Magkanong bili mo sa hearing aid?

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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga?! Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito:
"for 3 years & up"
PEDRO: Kahapon lang!
bravo

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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Oct 19 2011, 19:16


Pumasok ang isang manok sa bar:
"Hindi kami nagseserve ng manok dito!" sabi ng bartender.
"Okay lang, hindi ako kakain, gusto ko lang uminom." sabi ng manok

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DIONISIA: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.

MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas!

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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Oct 19 2011, 19:34

ang tindi ng trip hanep..nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..nice one Sis Elyn..... rolling 4 laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Oct 19 2011, 19:35

naglabo-labo yun last part so funny

siguro sa katatawa ni elyn nawala na din sa wisyo. rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Thu Oct 20 2011, 03:13

rolling 4 laugh natawa naman ako dun hahaha ilan sa mga joke classic pero nakakatuwa pa din..

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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Sat Oct 22 2011, 13:28



rolling 4 laugh tongue/dila so funny
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Nov 30 2011, 17:19


naaliw lang ako dito rolling 4 laugh



pampatanggal inis at stress sa daming ginagawa sa werk :(
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PostSubject: Re: Tada's Laughin' Trip   Wed Nov 30 2011, 17:37

hahaha..ano ba yan pamilya ng kabayo..magkamukha lahat eh... lots of laugh

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