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PostSubject: TAXI DRIVER   Sat May 01 2010, 04:52

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the hell out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for last 25 years.....


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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Mon May 03 2010, 20:34

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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Tue May 04 2010, 05:56

hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Tue May 04 2010, 06:32

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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Sat May 08 2010, 09:25

rolling 4 laugh wahahahaha! skull
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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Sat May 08 2010, 18:38

nyahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Wed May 19 2010, 16:58

rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh beat up beat up weeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Sat Aug 07 2010, 15:11

harharharhar......

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PostSubject: Re: TAXI DRIVER   Thu May 12 2011, 06:15

un lang! Kala niya patay ung tumapik sa kanya! Nerbiyos nga aabutin niya. lots of laugh

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