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PostSubject: DON'T LIE   Wed Oct 19 2011, 15:46

One night 4 university students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding the night before and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and now they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a fair person so he said that they could take the test the next day.

The next morning they appeared before the dean who said that it was a special condition that they were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had now prepared well.

The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks:

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION
INSTRUCTIONS:
All questions are compulsory.
Any inconsistencies in any of the answers from the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks)
Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20 Marks)
Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)
Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

END OF PAPER
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LESSON: Don't lie to get yourself out of a difficult situation, it will surely come back to bite you.

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PostSubject: Re: DON'T LIE   Fri Oct 21 2011, 17:02

rolling 4 laugh ahahah nice one mahuhuli ang sinungaling hahaha

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