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Jhoanna
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PostSubject: joke-jokan   Mon Apr 09 2012, 13:03

Famous lines

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako.
Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa 'yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola

"You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher

"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

"Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"
-regla

"Lagi mo akong yakap. Nakapatong lagi ang hita mo sa katawan ko,
yun pala, tutulugan mo lang ako."
-Unan

"Masayang masaya ako kasi ang dami kong date."
-kalendaryo

"Nagtatanong lang naman ako kaya wag mo akong murahin
kung hindi mo masagot."
-test paper

"Ang sarap haplusin ng buo mong katawa...
at dumampi sa parteng ako lang ang nakakagawa.
Mas masarap di ba? Pero bandang huli iiwan mo lang ako
sa isang tabi.
-tuwalya

"Bakit mo ako binibitin kung kailang kainitan at
basang basa ako?"
-Sinampay

"Huwag mong sabihing pinaiyak kita
dahil una mo akong sinaktan."
-SIBUYAS

"Panakip butas lang ba talaga ako?"
-PANTY

"Halika pag-initin mo ako! Kailangan kong pumutok upang ako'y iyong matikman
at ikaw ay masarapan. Ayaaaan na... Malapit na... Puputok na! Aaaaahhhh."
-POPCORN

"Huwag mo akong sisihin kung cold man ako dahil hindi naman ako
magmamatigas kung binigyan mo lang ako ng konting importansiya."
-KANING LAMIG

"Anong akala mo sa akin, mayaman? Nauubusan din ako ng pera."
ATM

"You never even thanked me making you happy, then you throw me away just like that?
I hate you for using me, for making my life full of sh8*.
-TOILET PAPER

"Napaka unfair ng buhay sa mundo? Bakit wala akong karapatang
magmahal?
-UKAY-UKAY


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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Mon Apr 09 2012, 13:39

May tatlong batang nagkekwentuhan:

bata1: alam nyo ba lahi namin mahahaba ang buhay yung lolo ko namatay 88 years old na.

bata2: wala yan lolo ko namatay 98 years old na

bata3: ala yan! lolo ko sobrang tanda na pinatay na lang namin

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed Apr 11 2012, 16:38

wala yan sa lolo ko...

kahit patayin namin ayaw pa rin mamamatay....................................

kaya lumisan na lang kami at pumunta ng ibang bayan...............

at nabaliataan nalang namin,, namatay na daw ang lolo ko........................................dahil sa lungkot......


kawawa naman lolo ko. noh...... rolling 4 laugh grin/emo so funny
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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Fri Apr 13 2012, 02:53

nyahahah natawa ko kay baby maker wahaha

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Fri Apr 13 2012, 19:18

"Panakip butas lang ba talaga ako?"
-PANTY
lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:37

Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US . Ito, nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod.

Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.


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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Mon Apr 23 2012, 10:11

nakakaiyak kaya ganitong sitwasyon..karamihasn dito ganito..akala nila madali lang di nila alm ang hirap na kailangan gawin ..

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Mon Apr 23 2012, 22:18

nako nahulog si inday..nagkulay talong...sagot ni inday try nyo daw mahulog sa puno ng bayabas tingnan ko lang kung di ka magkulay puti..hhhhhh
....talong..

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed Apr 25 2012, 06:59

baby_maker82 wrote:
wala yan sa lolo ko...

kahit patayin namin ayaw pa rin mamamatay....................................

kaya lumisan na lang kami at pumunta ng ibang bayan...............

at nabaliataan nalang namin,, namatay na daw ang lolo ko........................................dahil sa lungkot......


kawawa naman lolo ko. noh...... rolling 4 laugh grin/emo so funny

wala yan sa lolo ko, nong nilayasan namin...
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lalong lumakas at sumigla...
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kasi nawalan ng problema!

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:15

Guro: Totoo bang hindi naninigarilyo, di umiinom. di nagsusugal at di nangchichicks ang papa mo?

Pupil: Opo!

Guro: Wow! Anong sikreto nya?

Pupil: walang pera!


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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Fri Apr 27 2012, 01:36

boy sinisiko si nene..
nene:maam si boy oh sinisiko ako!

teacher:boy hindi mo ba alam masakit ang maniko

boy:maam bakit pa kayo pumapasok........
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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed May 02 2012, 21:54

sa isang INTERVIEW:

INTERVIEWER: What can you contribute to our company?

APPLICANT: Ay pota! May ambagan?!

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Thu May 03 2012, 22:34

ano daw ang pag kakaiba ng panty noon at panty ngyon?

Noon hahawain mo yung palda para makita mo ang panty
Ngayon hahawiin mo yung puwet para makita mo ang panty


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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Tue May 15 2012, 13:50

@ yhanzki yan ang tinatawag na CHANGE!

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Tue May 15 2012, 21:44

hehe may ganon?

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed May 16 2012, 01:06

alia wrote:
boy sinisiko si nene..
nene:maam si boy oh sinisiko ako!

teacher:boy hindi mo ba alam masakit ang maniko

boy:maam bakit pa kayo pumapasok........
lots of laugh

natawa ko dun wahaha rolling 4 laugh

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Mon May 21 2012, 12:07

Lalake: Yelo ka ba?

Babae: Bakit?

Lalake: ang sarap mo kasi ihampas sa pader eh. (BOOM)

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Mon May 28 2012, 19:24

Girl: Panget ba ako ?

Boy: Alam mo. Wala naman ginawa si God na panget sa mundo

Girl: Thanks ha (smiles)

Boy: Ewan ko lang kung sinong gumawa sayo.

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PostSubject: Re: joke-jokan   Wed May 30 2012, 02:00

mama:itanong si nene.....bakit mahilig ka sa saging....

nene:kasi maganda nga po sa balat...

mama:bakit?

nene:tingnan mo ang unggoy makinis ang mukha walang tagyawat

hahahahaha...

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